Original Signage, hopefully not all that serious.
For the “non-Tagalog” speakers, let me translate –
“Hey crazy person, it’s prohibited to throw your rubbish here”
“Fine – 1st offence a few punches, 2nd offence your going to hospital, 3rd offence your going to the morgue. This is not a joke”
Not certain of the writers ability to enforce this, but at least it’s clear.